Goals for 2009

A good friend of mine, The Bad Witch, suggested on her blog that we write out our goals for 2009. I find this to be a most excellent idea. Let’s just skip the soon-to-be broken resolutions. (BTW, I never ever make resolutions about food. After 22 years, I finally figured out that those resolutions were pretty much worthless.)
So, here is my list:
1. Use my Crock pot at least once a week.
2. Shave my legs at least once a week. (This does not have to be the same day that I use my Crock pot)
3. Have an orgasm at least once a week. (Preferably on the day that I shave my legs)
4. Learn to parallel park. (Finally!)
5. Learn Morse code.
6. Learn to take accurate measurements.
7. Use my canvas grocery bags on each trip to the market.
8. Don’t let my gas gauge go under ¼ tank.
9. Say “no” more often, and don’t feel guilty about it.
10. Yell less at my kids. (My husband says he wants in on that deal too.)
11. Don’t wear a duck on my head. (oh, what? I haven’t told you this story??)
12. Be on time.
13. End all list on lucky #13.

Okay, please add your list of goals in the comments section, or I will put a voodoo curse on your bathroom scale.