Flashback to Failed Diet- Small Plate Diet

After seeing a lot of different potion control plates, I decided that this was the thing for me. There are literally millions of options. From plates that are divided and color coded, to plate inserts that you place on your own dinner plate that explains portions sizes using cartoons.
(google portion control plates) But, seeing that I am as cheap as I am creative, I decided to just buy a child's divided plate.

Genius, huh?

Well, all it did was make me the Zen master of food Jenga.
The massive tower of balanced (but not well balanced) food was impressive. I held my breath as I slowly piled on each individual french fry, in order to keep my tower from crumbling.

Days on this diet: 1
Lbs lost: zero
Stains on the carpet: 3