Showing posts with label bras are dangerous;. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bras are dangerous;. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

Fight to the Death

You know how to tell that you need a new bra? When your current one is so loose around you that when you raise your arms above your head, the bra turns against you and attempts to strangle you. You start batting at it like some kind of rabid wild animal, only succeeding in making it climb to the top of your head. You then try to wrestle it back into position, huffing and puffing like a champion fighter. You finally win.

Add 20 points to your score if you are in a crowded office when this happens.