Coffee Does Not Fix All Ails

So, I get to have ONE cup of black coffee (no creamer, no sugar, no artificial sweeteners). You better believe that it's the best cup of coffee I've ever had.
So, one morning, I'm putting off eating my plain oatmeal. I'm getting to the point, that just the sight of oatmeal is making me gag. I glance over to the coffee pot, and think to myself, "Hey! I think I have a great idea!! I love coffee, and hate oatmeal. Why not pour in coffee in my plain oatmeal and make it taste better!!??"
I'm f'ng brilliant, right?


60 seconds later, the microwave dings. I grab my bowl, and hurry to my office. I cannot wait to try this culinary revolution.



It tastes like ass!


And worst yet, now I wasted my one cup of coffee!!
Arrrrggghhhh!

So, remember.....coffee and oatmeal do not make a good mix.

Blech!