I Survived

I survived the long weekend. It really is a wonder, just how I managed. Here are the highlights. (censored to protect the innocent. Plus, it's much more fun if you try and guess who was responsible. Right?)

• One of us came back with a bad sunburn. (after declaring everyday that they will not put on sunscreen, because they never get sunburned. Ha!)
• One of us lost a hot pink sparkly flip flop on the highway. (She is still insisting that we go back and look for it.)
• One of us flashed an undercover police officer on the highway. (We didn't get cited. I personally think it was for two reasons. 1. They were 40 year old post baby boobs. 2. We were in a mini van.)
• One of us came thisclose to puking in the spa.
• One of us jumped out of the spa so fast, she bruised the back of her thigh. It's in the shape of Mt. Rushmore. (even her husband "sees" Mt. Rushmore)
• One of us almost got kicked out of a bar. (The only reason that she didn't was that the bouncer recognized her from when he was in high school........And she was president of the PTA.)
• One of us drunk dialed her husband at 2 am. (he didn't find it quite as funny as we did.)
• One of us drunk dialed her old high school boyfriend. (He's a pastor now, and also did not find it funny. Luckily for us, his wife did. )
• One of us tried to climb out of a bathroom window. (Tried. Her ass got stuck, and she had to walk out the front like the rest of us. I'm betting her bruise is worst than Mt. Rushmore)
• One of us glued her eye shut with eyelash glue while applying her lashes. (I really, really wish I videotaped that. You know that would have ended up on Youtube)
• One of us is afraid of corn. (Wha?!!? So, we spend the rest of the time throwing Fritos at her.)

Okay, must catch up on sleep now.