Excuses, Excuses.

I like the Internet. Mostly because I can have the perfect life online. What do I mean? Well, if you read my posts, you get the sense that I never cheated on my diet, or that I worked out each day that I was supposed to work out.
BIG. FAT. LIE.
So, in order to make my online life as real as my IRL, here is the list of actual excuses that I've used to get out of working out.

5. I forgot:
a. my shoes
b. my socks
c. my pants (Yes. I actually said this.)

4. I have to work late tonight.

3. There is too much traffic.

2. I have no energy because I didn't eat enough.

1. I'm on my period and/or I have cramps.

The last time I used the period excuse, he told me, "Knock it off, you had your period on the 14th. Come in now."
I was stunned. How the hell did he know that??
Later, after my workout, I was in his office talking. I glanced over, and saw ON HIS WALL CALENDAR.

Client #43 (My name here) OTR

Yes, ladies...I'm such a pain in the ass that some man other than my husband and doctor is now documenting my cycles.

It's a gift.