How can anyone look so perfect?
I stole looks at her. (Hoping that I wouldn't get caught.) Her hair was perfect. Her skin glowed. Her eyes sparkled. Her teeth were pearl-y. And her stomach was taunt.
I sat there, studying her. Each of her traits were nice, but not exceptional. What was it about her that made the heavens part and the angels sing?
I would stomp on puppies to look like her.
Crying puppies.
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There is one woman at my gym that I feel the EXACT same way about! To make matters worse, she has had 3 kids in 5 years. I have one. One kid, 3 years ago and still haven't lost the weight. *sigh*
OMG! AHAHAHHA stomp on puppies!? You crack me up! :o)
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